{"id":1551,"date":"2022-02-14T15:11:09","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T15:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/?page_id=1551"},"modified":"2022-02-21T13:58:27","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T13:58:27","slug":"the-weird-day-by-finlay-and-roland","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wrong-way-day\/the-weird-day-by-finlay-and-roland\/","title":{"rendered":"The Weird Day By Roland and"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up and brushed my dog&#8217;s teeth<br \/>\nthen I itched my beautiful ear,<br \/>\nAnd instead of milk with my cereal,<br \/>\nI ended up drinking dad&#8217;s beer,<\/p>\n<p>I went out to play football<br \/>\nand scored in the top bins,<br \/>\nAfter that I spread my tooth paste on my toast,<br \/>\nfor last night&#8217;s dinner I had a bean of tins.<\/p>\n<p>Me and my family ate the dinner table<br \/>\nand had a toast spread with red paint,<br \/>\nI went to the gym, had a towel to wind<br \/>\nbecause I was sweating so much I could faint.<\/p>\n<p>By Finlay and Roland<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up and brushed my dog&#8217;s teeth then I itched my beautiful ear, And instead of milk with my cereal, I ended up drinking dad&#8217;s beer, I went out to play football and scored in the top bins, After that I spread my tooth paste on my toast, for last night&#8217;s dinner I had &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wrong-way-day\/the-weird-day-by-finlay-and-roland\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Weird Day By Roland and&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10813,"featured_media":1601,"parent":1537,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1551","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10813"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1628,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1551\/revisions\/1628"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1537"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/writemorepoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}