I want to be a Highland Cow
\nand not a small 12 year old<\/p>\n
I want to be a Highland Cow who stands on top of a windy hill
\nnot walking at the bottom of the same hill<\/p>\n
I want to be a Highland Cow who runs with the wind
\nnot mucking out the horses for hours<\/p>\n
Don’t ask me to do maths,
\nHighland Cows don’t do maths<\/p>\n
Don’t ask me to ride the horse who bucks me off all the time,
\nHighland Cows don’t anyone on their backs<\/p>\n
Don’t expect me to get married and have kids,
\nI want to be a Cow on the hill
\nrunning up an down happy and excited.<\/p>\n
By Kayla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I want to be a Highland Cow and not a small 12 year old I want to be a Highland Cow who stands on top of a windy hill not walking at the bottom of the same hill I want to be a Highland Cow who runs with the wind not mucking out the horses … <\/p>\n