His hair is as black as the cat across the road.
\nHis eyes are as blue as the sea waving around.
\nHe can jump as high as superman and his head is as solid as concrete.
\nHis shoes stick on like glue and they never come off he can also run as fast as lightning and gets booed like when Ollie Gunnar Sohlshire was signed.
\nHe wears the classic red all over his shirt and if he were a animal he would be a leopard.
\nIf he was the moon he would be a full moon shining brighter than the sun and if he was a drink he would be coke.
\nHis celebration makes the whole world shout SUUUU on command when he retires the world would go dark and miss him.
\nHe has won five Ballon d’Ors and is one of the world’s best<\/p>\n
By Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
His hair is as black as the cat across the road. His eyes are as blue as the sea waving around. He can jump as high as superman and his head is as solid as concrete. His shoes stick on like glue and they never come off he can also run as fast as lightning … <\/p>\n