{"id":976,"date":"2020-10-28T14:08:26","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T14:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/?page_id=976"},"modified":"2020-10-28T20:56:33","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T20:56:33","slug":"mr-gum","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/the-furniture-game\/mr-gum\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Gum"},"content":{"rendered":"

His beard is like<\/span>\u00a0a wild bush fire, there is so much it consumes.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His mouth is like a gun, when it opens it shoots bullets, bullets of harm, bullets of pain.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His eyes are like lasers, bright, red and terrifying.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His laugh is like a siren, a warning that you should go home.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His smile is a cruel, closed gap in his horrifying face, waiting to open to make you feel uncomfortable.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

His promises are fake.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

If he was a season, he would be winter, the coldest, iciest winter.<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

By Maisie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

His beard is like\u00a0a wild bush fire, there is so much it consumes.\u00a0 His mouth is like a gun, when it opens it shoots bullets, bullets of harm, bullets of pain.\u00a0 His eyes are like lasers, bright, red and terrifying.\u00a0 His laugh is like a siren, a warning that you should go home.\u00a0 His smile … Continue reading Mr Gum<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10583,"featured_media":0,"parent":423,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-976","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10583"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1086,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/976\/revisions\/1086"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/poetryforall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}