{"id":142,"date":"2023-12-04T15:02:37","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/?p=142"},"modified":"2023-12-04T15:02:37","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:02:37","slug":"i-talk-to-my-fat-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/2023\/12\/04\/i-talk-to-my-fat-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"I talk to my fat cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">I talk to my fat cat<br \/>\nwho is sleeping on my bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him he&#8217;s probably autistic<br \/>\nbecause he is related to me<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him that I am hungry<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him to watch The Croods with me<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him my heart is beating at a normal pace for a human heart<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him I am tired and cannot wait for <em>C<\/em><em>hristmas<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him my life is good<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">He tells me to wake up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talk to my fat cat who is sleeping on my bed I tell him he&#8217;s probably autistic because he is related to me I tell him that I am hungry I tell him to watch The Croods with me I tell him my heart is beating at a normal pace for a human heart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11169,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11169"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}