{"id":226,"date":"2024-02-19T15:34:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T15:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/?page_id=226"},"modified":"2024-03-01T11:29:31","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T11:29:31","slug":"strange-cat","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/grasshoppers-and-kittens\/strange-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Strange Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is this Cat so strange?<\/p>\n<p>Why does it happen to act goofy?<\/p>\n<p>Why does it perch and lounge in the most inconvenient locations?<\/p>\n<p>This Sphynx Cat I&#8217;m referring to.<\/p>\n<p>The one who has rested on the cat-tree,<\/p>\n<p>The one who is awaiting attention and pats.<\/p>\n<p>Who is staring ahead with its wedge-shaped head and lemon shaped eyes,<\/p>\n<p>The cat that is laying down with its wrinkly skin and whiplike tail,<\/p>\n<p>Who is meowing for attention.<\/p>\n<p>Now he rises to lick himself clean,<\/p>\n<p>Now he jumps off the cat-tree and skedaddles away.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t exactly know why and how this cat\u2019s breed came to exist,<\/p>\n<p>I do know that this cat has rather strange habits.<\/p>\n<p>I would wish to know why this cat acts this way,<\/p>\n<p>Why it demands pats,<\/p>\n<p>Why it messes with random feathers it finds around the house,<\/p>\n<p>Or why this cat always lurks within blankets and pillows.<\/p>\n<p>All that I know is that I&#8217;m writing a random poem about it.<\/p>\n<p>Zak<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_228\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-228\" style=\"width: 274px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wpa-warning wpa-image-missing-alt wp-image-228 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2024\/02\/19153439\/ian-the-cat-274x300.jpg\" alt=\"A sphinx cat called Ian\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" data-warning=\"Missing alt text\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2024\/02\/19153439\/ian-the-cat-274x300.jpg 274w, https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2024\/02\/19153439\/ian-the-cat.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-228\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ian<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is this Cat so strange? Why does it happen to act goofy? Why does it perch and lounge in the most inconvenient locations? This Sphynx Cat I&#8217;m referring to. The one who has rested on the cat-tree, The one who is awaiting attention and pats. Who is staring ahead with its wedge-shaped head and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11174,"featured_media":227,"parent":208,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-226","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11174"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":237,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/226\/revisions\/237"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}