{"id":217,"date":"2024-02-19T12:22:07","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T12:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/?page_id=217"},"modified":"2024-03-01T11:33:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T11:33:54","slug":"the-creature-with-the-iron-like-hide","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/grasshoppers-and-kittens\/the-creature-with-the-iron-like-hide\/","title":{"rendered":"The Creature with the Iron-Like Hide"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><\/div>\n<div>(brackets are out of context)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">(I&#8217;m Gonna say &#8220;Dirt&#8221; instead of earth because I feel like it)<\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Why do we share our planet with this many creatures?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Oh, what is that majestic creature above, well I&#8217;ll be damned, it&#8217;s the one and plenty, Indian Rhinoceros<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Look at that majestic son of a rhino I mean wow, do you see that iron-like hide, just wow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">We don&#8217;t deserve to share a planet with this majestic creature, I mean, just look at that big stabby stabby on his face (my image ain&#8217;t the best to see the big stabby stabby, just google Indian rhino and you&#8217;ll see the stabby stabby).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now you may wonder &#8220;why&#8217;d ya call it &#8216;the creature with the iron-like hide&#8217; in the title&#8221;, and if so, just look at that beautiful creature.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now he&#8217;s probably being poached like an egg but that doesn&#8217;t matter because he is MAJESTIC<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now his horn is probably being sold, but&#8230;, he&#8217;s cool<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now me personally, I don&#8217;t know HOW to describe this guy anymore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">However I DO know how to name him, call him Ironhide or Rhinox<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">now tell me, do you think that he&#8217;s majestic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(brackets are out of context) (I&#8217;m Gonna say &#8220;Dirt&#8221; instead of earth because I feel like it) Why do we share our planet with this many creatures? Oh, what is that majestic creature above, well I&#8217;ll be damned, it&#8217;s the one and plenty, Indian Rhinoceros Look at that majestic son of a rhino I mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11169,"featured_media":218,"parent":208,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-217","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11169"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":222,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/217\/revisions\/222"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}