{"id":152,"date":"2023-12-04T15:07:54","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/?page_id=152"},"modified":"2023-12-04T15:25:26","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:25:26","slug":"i-talk-to-my-fat-cat-dennis","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/a-conversation-with-my-dog\/i-talk-to-my-fat-cat-dennis\/","title":{"rendered":"I talk to my Fat Cat Dennis"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-160 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2023\/12\/04152508\/dennis-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"fat boy\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2023\/12\/04152508\/dennis-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/public\/ourpoemsbhs\/uploads\/sites\/7069\/2023\/12\/04152508\/dennis.jpg 370w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I talk to my fat cat<br \/>\nwho is sleeping on my bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him he&#8217;s probably autistic<br \/>\nbecause he is related to me<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him that I am hungry<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him to watch The Croods with me<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him my heart is beating at a normal pace for a human heart<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him I am tired and cannot wait for <em>C<\/em><em>hristmas<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I tell him my life is good<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">He tells me to wake up<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Brandon Cameron<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talk to my fat cat who is sleeping on my bed I tell him he&#8217;s probably autistic because he is related to me I tell him that I am hungry I tell him to watch The Croods with me I tell him my heart is beating at a normal pace for a human heart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11169,"featured_media":0,"parent":131,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-152","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11169"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152\/revisions\/162"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}