{"id":110,"date":"2023-11-16T10:12:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-16T10:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/?page_id=110"},"modified":"2023-11-16T10:18:14","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T10:18:14","slug":"i-want-to-be-a-kiwi-bird","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/i-want-to-be\/i-want-to-be-a-kiwi-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want to be a Kiwi (Bird)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">I want to be a kiwi,<br \/>\nNot the fruit,<br \/>\nNot a sheep,<br \/>\nNot a beetle,<br \/>\nOk maybe a beetle,<br \/>\nBut a kiwi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I want to be a Kiwi,<br \/>\nSo I can actually get over 3 hours of sleep,<br \/>\nand eat what I want,<br \/>\nand be nocturnal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I wouldn&#8217;t need to worry about school,<br \/>\nHow I&#8217;m dressed,<br \/>\nor anything but food and sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Just me and food.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d probably be put in a zoo<br \/>\nand I&#8217;d get free Food and Water<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;d be with other Kiwis.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And I&#8217;d be happy,<br \/>\nbut the zoo would build a nest instead of me,<br \/>\nbecause there would already be one when I arrived.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Me and my Kiwi grand fleet wouldn\u2019t know what to do,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">after escaping,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">so we wouldn\u2019t,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">and instead befriend the Capybaras.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I\u2019m gonna be a Kiwi and sleep and eat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to be a kiwi, Not the fruit, Not a sheep, Not a beetle, Ok maybe a beetle, But a kiwi. I want to be a Kiwi, So I can actually get over 3 hours of sleep, and eat what I want, and be nocturnal. I wouldn&#8217;t need to worry about school, How I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11169,"featured_media":116,"parent":60,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-110","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11169"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110\/revisions\/117"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/60"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ourpoemsbhs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}