I Want to be a Kiwi (Bird)

I want to be a kiwi,
Not the fruit,
Not a sheep,
Not a beetle,
Ok maybe a beetle,
But a kiwi.

I want to be a Kiwi,
So I can actually get over 3 hours of sleep,
and eat what I want,
and be nocturnal.

I wouldn’t need to worry about school,
How I’m dressed,
or anything but food and sleep.

Just me and food.
I’d probably be put in a zoo
and I’d get free Food and Water
And I’d be with other Kiwis.

And I’d be happy,
but the zoo would build a nest instead of me,
because there would already be one when I arrived.

Me and my Kiwi grand fleet wouldn’t know what to do,

after escaping,

so we wouldn’t,

and instead befriend the Capybaras.

I’m gonna be a Kiwi and sleep and eat.