Why do we share our planet with this many creatures?
Oh, what is that majestic creature above, well I’ll be damned, it’s the one and plenty, Indian Rhinoceros
Look at that majestic son of a rhino I mean wow, do you see that iron-like hide, just wow.
We don’t deserve to share a planet with this majestic creature, I mean, just look at that big stabby stabby on his face (my image ain’t the best to see the big stabby stabby, just google Indian rhino and you’ll see the stabby stabby).
Now you may wonder “why’d ya call it ‘the creature with the iron-like hide’ in the title”, and if so, just look at that beautiful creature.
Now he’s probably being poached like an egg but that doesn’t matter because he is MAJESTIC
Now his horn is probably being sold, but…, he’s cool
Now me personally, I don’t know HOW to describe this guy anymore.
However I DO know how to name him, call him Ironhide or Rhinox
now tell me, do you think that he’s majestic
