{"id":1820,"date":"2023-05-11T15:00:42","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/?page_id=1820"},"modified":"2023-05-14T19:39:54","modified_gmt":"2023-05-14T18:39:54","slug":"1820-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/friendship-soup\/1820-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bottle of Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><b>Ingredients:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em><b>250 ml of happiness<\/b><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><b>one table spoon of\u00a0 boredom<\/b><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><b>25 ml of jealousy<\/b><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><b>half a pint of teasing<\/b><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><b>2 cups of unhappiness<\/b><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><b>1ml of <\/b><\/em><b><i>resilience<\/i><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b><i>one bottle of joke fun<\/i><\/b><\/li>\n<li><b><i>half\u00a0 <\/i><\/b><b><i>a pint of trust<\/i><\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em><b>\u00a0Method:<br \/>\nS<\/b><\/em><em><b>tir the happiness with boredom and unhappiness<\/b><br \/>\n<b>until it goes navy blue then put it in the fridge to set.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>Make a well in your bowl with your joke fun<\/b><br \/>\n<b>then blend the rest of the ingredients.<\/b><br \/>\n<\/em><em><b>Pour them into the well.<br \/>\nTake the other mixture out of the fridge, also pour that into the well.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>Whisk until silky smooth and heat up for 20 minutes.<br \/>\n<\/b><b>Serve lukewarm.<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: 250 ml of happiness one table spoon of\u00a0 boredom 25 ml of jealousy half a pint of teasing 2 cups of unhappiness 1ml of resilience one bottle of joke fun half\u00a0 a pint of trust \u00a0Method: Stir the happiness with boredom and unhappiness until it goes navy blue then put it in the fridge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10282,"featured_media":0,"parent":1771,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1820","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10282"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1820"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1900,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1820\/revisions\/1900"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}