{"id":1806,"date":"2023-05-11T15:01:28","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T14:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/?page_id=1806"},"modified":"2023-05-14T19:36:25","modified_gmt":"2023-05-14T18:36:25","slug":"believe-your-soup","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/friendship-soup\/believe-your-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Believe your soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To make my wonderful soup you will need;<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2 medium sized craziness beans,<\/li>\n<li>A large bag full of adventure,<\/li>\n<li>150ml of laughter,<\/li>\n<li>5\u00a0small bottles of joke juice<\/li>\n<li>6 smiles, all sliced in half<\/li>\n<li>A tsp of arguments<\/li>\n<li>A drop of jealousy<\/li>\n<li>A pinch of curiosity<\/li>\n<li>2 boxes of doughnuts<\/li>\n<li>half a bucketful of respect<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Method:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>First drop both the craziness beans into a hot pot of water and wait for the beans to start bubbling to put in the next ingredient.<\/li>\n<li>Add the large bag of adventures slowly so the soup doesn&#8217;t over boil.<\/li>\n<li>Grab the 150ml of laughter with the 5 small bottle of joke juice and quickly pour in together before it fizzes to stars.<\/li>\n<li>Gently stir the mixture 34 times to drop the smiles in. Warning if you put the smiles in two at a time your pot will explode into rainbows and you will be spending the next forty years trying to be a bird of paradise.<\/li>\n<li>Put the tsp of arguments, a drop of jealousy and the pinch of curiosity and wait for it to turn pink.<\/li>\n<li>Pour the half bucket of respect and put some earmuffs on so not to get deafen by the soup.<\/li>\n<li>When the noise has died down, pour the mixture on to doughnuts and wait for the mixture to turn dark blue to be edible.<\/li>\n<li>Serve the doughnuts with joy and pride<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>By Imogen Stubbs{11}<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To make my wonderful soup you will need; Ingredients: 2 medium sized craziness beans, A large bag full of adventure, 150ml of laughter, 5\u00a0small bottles of joke juice 6 smiles, all sliced in half A tsp of arguments A drop of jealousy A pinch of curiosity 2 boxes of doughnuts half a bucketful of respect [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10953,"featured_media":173,"parent":1771,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1806","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10953"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1806"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1898,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1806\/revisions\/1898"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1771"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/pk\/ouramazingpoems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}