Believe your soup

To make my wonderful soup you will need;

Ingredients:

• 2 medium sized craziness beans,
• A large bag full of adventure,
• 150ml of laughter,
• 5 small bottles of joke juice
• 6 smiles, all sliced in half
• A tsp of arguments
• A drop of jealousy
• A pinch of curiosity
• 2 boxes of doughnuts
• half a bucketful of respect

Method:

1. First drop both the craziness beans into a hot pot of water and wait for the beans to start bubbling to put in the next ingredient.
2. Add the large bag of adventures slowly so the soup doesn’t over boil.
3. Grab the 150ml of laughter with the 5 small bottle of joke juice and quickly pour in together before it fizzes to stars.
4. Gently stir the mixture 34 times to drop the smiles in. Warning if you put the smiles in two at a time your pot will explode into rainbows and you will be spending the next forty years trying to be a bird of paradise.
5. Put the tsp of arguments, a drop of jealousy and the pinch of curiosity and wait for it to turn pink.
6. Pour the half bucket of respect and put some earmuffs on so not to get deafen by the soup.
7. When the noise has died down, pour the mixture on to doughnuts and wait for the mixture to turn dark blue to be edible.
8. Serve the doughnuts with joy and pride

By Imogen Stubbs{11}