3 Gallons Of Gossip

Ingredients:

a bag of laughter and energy, sliced.
2 litres of honesty
a drop of tears
3 gallons of gossip
400g of trust
a mouthful of arguments
2 pints of silliness
a teaspoon of jealousy
a pinch of secrets
a bottle of smiles

Method:

  1. First, add a bag of sliced laughter and energy, then stir well.
  2. After, add 3 gallons of gossip. It might start to bubble so make sure you put on the lid.
  3. Once stirred, sieve  400g of trust, stir until it turns nice and golden.
  4. Pour in your mouthful of arguments, don’t add in too much or else the soup will burn.
  5. Add a drop of tears, careful! not too much, or your soup will turn cold!
  6. Stir in your honesty, if your soup starts to turn yellow, you’re doing a great job!
  7. Next, add in 2 pints of silliness, you can add more, but don’t add any less than 2.
  8. Add your teaspoon of jealousy, then stir thoroughly.
  9. Then add a pinch of secrets for extra flavour, right now your soup should be a light purple.
  10. Finally, add a bottle of smiles and fun.
  11. Serve hot and enjoy your soup!

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