{"id":49,"date":"2008-12-18T09:39:35","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T09:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/salibblog.wordpress.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2008-12-18T09:39:35","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T09:39:35","slug":"poetry-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/2008\/12\/18\/poetry-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry Winners"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well done to all pupils who entered the poetry competition. Some of the prizewinners are pictured below.<\/p>\n

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Here are some of the prize winning entries:<\/p>\n

Anaphora<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m so sorry<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I’m late for work<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I skipped school<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t clean my dive kit<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m so sorry<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t clean my room<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t clean the car<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t cook<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t cut the grass<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m so sorry<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t finish the course<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t go to the Coop<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry I didn\u2019t move my bike<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m so sorry I just hate the work\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0AM<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Damnit computer you just won\u2019t listen<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I shout blithering things, you don\u2019t know submission<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I click and I click and I click some more<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You make my brain feel tired and small.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I gently kick you with my foot<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If I could have my way with you you\u2019d be ashes and soot<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But alas my friend your end is not nigh<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You are of property that is not mine.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Error occurred should I send a report?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

No! I want you and your problem to have yourself sort<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Why do have this problem you persist on me?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

There is no error. That I can see.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh sod it I\u2019ve had it you’re going to die<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

For this matter at hand I\u2019m not going to lie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll put you on a battlefield against a javelin missile<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Your CPU board I\u2019ll be ecstatic to hear sizzle.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll smack and I\u2019ll wack you up against the wall<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

My extent of anger is infinitely tall<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You are small but I am double<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

How\u2019d you manage to cause this amount of trouble?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even know what you\u2019re trying to say<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to go home soon you\u2019ve wasted my day<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You have caused me an entire day of sorrow<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This day has been hell and I\u2019ll see you tomorrow.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

RH<\/p>\n

I HAVE TO CLEAN<\/span><\/p>\n

Ha! Ha! Ha! Goes the sound of laughter on the TV<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

EE! EE! Goes the sound of the mop as it mops up the muddy floor<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

SH! CLICK! Goes the sound of the kettle and a clatter of footsteps followed<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

SCRATCH! Goes the sound of the pens as it writes out the cheques<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

CLICK! Goes the sound of the mouse on the computer<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

DRIP! Goes the sound of the tap as the dishes are washed<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PURR! Goes the sound of the cat as it rubs against my leg<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

SIZZLE! Goes the sound of tea being cooked<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

CLANK! CLANK! Goes the sound of money as it is counted<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I have to clean<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

What a wonderful day everyone else has had<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I<\/span> STILL<\/span> have to clean!!!!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

LA<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well done to all pupils who entered the poetry competition. Some of the prizewinners are pictured below. Here are some of the prize winning entries: Anaphora I’m so sorry I’m sorry I’m late for work I’m sorry I skipped school … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":400,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[330,1],"tags":[19923],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-uncategorized","tag-poetry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/400"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/or\/stromnessacademylibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}