Mad Hatter’s Limericks

The Mad Hatter is a wonderfully crazy character who often talks in riddles and limericks. We all know what a riddle is but what is a limerick?

A limerick example:

What is a limerick, Mother?

It’s a form of verse, said her brother

In which lines one and two

Rhyme with five when it’s through

And three and four rhyme with each other!

 

I challange you to come up with your own that could be included in the Mad Hatter’s Script!

Please comment below.

32 thoughts on “Mad Hatter’s Limericks”

  1. There once was a man with some hats

    He didn’t have a lot of tea mats

    His buddy March Hare

    Did not much care

    And ate away at his rats.

    1. There was once a man called hatter
      His patter I could scatter
      He had a pink panther
      He called her Samanther
      And that was the end of the matter.

  2. There once was an old
    Man called Tam
    He was always very
    Calm he went up the
    Street and muddled
    His feet and fell
    Right into a lamb .

  3. I once saw The March Hare

    He looked like a big juicy pear

    He was at a house

    Strangling a mouse

    And I don’t think that’s very fair

  4. I saw a rabbit with his watch

    He had joggies with a drop crotch

    He was always late

    So he phoned his mate

    And played a game of hop scotch

  5. The ragen Queen of Hearts
    Didn’t really like pop tarts
    When she saw the three
    She started to flee
    And broke into seven parts.

  6. Once there was a mad hatter
    He loved to tell some patter
    But then his friend
    The big hen
    spat on this only matter.

  7. There once was a Mad Hatter
    He had some very bad patter
    One day he went to Spain
    on a giant airplane
    That was the end of the matter .

  8. There once was a man with a hat

    Who reminded me of a Cheshire Cat

    He always made jokes

    Which got all the fokes

    Rolling around on a mat!

  9. Once there was a mad hatter!
    Who loved his food platter!
    He wanted more !
    And just wanted to explore!
    He lived in wonderland that didn’t matter!

  10. Once there was a man

    Whose daughter had a good tan

    She had a lot of hats

    Which was very mad

    That’s a mad hatter which doesn’t matter!!

    1. Once there was a man
      Whose daughter had a good tan
      She had a lot of hats
      They ate a lot of rats
      Which ran a big van

  11. There once was a man with a hat

    Who played games with the Cheshire Cat

    He bumped into Alice

    In the queen of Hearts palace

    And hit her with a croquet bat .

  12. There once was a man with a hat

    Who looks like a Chashire cat.

    He made some tarts

    With little hearts

    And ate them on a cart.

  13. There was a very CrAZy man that had a very bad sun tan
    He went to the street and couldn’t see his feet and got a driving ban!!!!!!

  14. Once there was a man named Stan who lived in a bright blue van he offered Savannah a yellow banana then she ran away from the man .

  15. Once there was a man named Ian
    Who was hanging out with Cian
    There hearts were beating
    So they had a meaning
    To go skiing

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