A chicken walks into a library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: “book, book, book, boook”.<\/p>\n
The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under its wing and runs out.<\/p>\n
A while later, the chicken runs back in, puts the first book onto the counter and looks at the librarian again saying: “book, bok, bok, bok, boook”.<\/p>\n
Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head, wondering what’s going on.<\/p>\n
Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: “boook, book, bok bok boook”. The librarian gives it a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it.<\/p>\n
The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a massive, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: “Book, bok, bok, boook”.<\/p>\n
The frog blinks, and croaks: “read-it, read-it, read-it”.<\/p>\n
Did you hear about the Librarian who slipped beside the shelves?<\/strong>She was in the non-friction section.<\/strong><\/p>\n An astronaut was invited to a party where she met an author.<\/p>\n “You know,” she said, “I took your last book into space!”<\/p>\n “Wow!” said the author, “What did you think of it?”<\/p>\n “It was wonderful,” replied the astronaut, “I couldn’t put it down.”<\/p>\n What’s a Librarian’s favourite food? (Courtesy of Thomas, age 7)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n What is the tallest building? Why does Bilbo Baggins always have his lunch at noon.<\/strong> Why was the vampire in the library? Why did nobody break into the library? <\/strong> What do you call a dragon with heartburn? Why did Dracula not mind the doctor looking at his throat?<\/strong> Why was the dinosaur reading? Why did the Librarian keep buying books?<\/strong> Why does an elephant use its trunk as a bookmark? Why are there no blue books? <\/strong> What did Shakespeare write for Halloween? I ordered a new thesaurus for the Library, but when it arrived all the pages were blank!<\/p>\n I have no words to describe how angry I am.<\/p>\n (Courtesy of Laura, age 21)<\/em><\/p>\n Why did the bookworm visit the Library?<\/p>\n Because he wanted to burrow a book.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A chicken walks into a library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: “book, book, book, boook”. The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under its wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, puts the first book onto the counter and looks at the librarian … Continue reading Library jokes<\/span>
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\n<\/strong>Ssshushi<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nThe library cos it has most stories.<\/p>\n
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\nCos he’s a creature of hobbit.<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nHe wanted to sink his teeth into a really good book!<\/p>\n
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\nThe thieves were afraid of long sentences.<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nBad news for the nearest village.<\/p>\n
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\nBecause of the coffin.<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nBecause he was a Bronte-saurus.<\/p>\n
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\nHe had no shelf-control.<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nSo it nose where it stopped reading<\/p>\n
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\nBecause they’re all read.<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nA Midsummer’s Night Scream.<\/p>\n
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