{"id":1780,"date":"2019-01-24T11:48:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-24T11:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/?post_type=jetpack-portfolio&#038;p=1780"},"modified":"2019-01-24T11:48:03","modified_gmt":"2019-01-24T11:48:03","slug":"tae-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"jetpack-portfolio","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/portfolio\/tae-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Tae a monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1780-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/public\/bantonbiggies\/uploads\/sites\/30445\/2019\/01\/Tae-a-monster.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/public\/bantonbiggies\/uploads\/sites\/30445\/2019\/01\/Tae-a-monster.m4a\">https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/public\/bantonbiggies\/uploads\/sites\/30445\/2019\/01\/Tae-a-monster.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Win yer green, muckle,unca, tapsalteerie body o yers,<br \/>\nBiding in tha watter o Loch Ness,<br \/>\nGrowling and girning ye auld glaiket, haunless, stoorie wire o a body.<\/p>\n<p>Yer thrawn, clatty, crabbit mind o yers,<br \/>\nThinking that ye can live fer ever,<br \/>\nYe footer we yer lassie<br \/>\nThat likes tae shoogle.<\/p>\n<p>Yer frea the watter<br \/>\nWhere yave always bided,<br \/>\nYe have nea freens<br \/>\nAn yer hoose is a pigsty.<br \/>\nAn de bathroom dinnea forget<br \/>\nIt\u2019s like a byre that\u2019s no been sweeped fer years.<\/p>\n<p>Yer Nessie, yer weans messy<br \/>\nAn ye live tegether like a<br \/>\nCrabbit, daft, drooked family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Win yer green, muckle,unca, tapsalteerie body o yers, Biding in tha watter o Loch Ness, Growling and girning ye auld glaiket, haunless, stoorie wire o a body. Yer thrawn, clatty, crabbit mind o yers, Thinking that ye can live fer ever, Ye footer we yer lassie That likes tae shoogle. Yer frea the watter Where &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/portfolio\/tae-a-monster\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tae a monster&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42198,"featured_media":1781,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"jetpack-portfolio-type":[530814],"jetpack-portfolio-tag":[],"class_list":["post-1780","jetpack-portfolio","type-jetpack-portfolio","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","jetpack-portfolio-type-scots-week-19"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio\/1780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/jetpack-portfolio"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42198"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio\/1780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1787,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio\/1780\/revisions\/1787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"jetpack-portfolio-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio-type?post=1780"},{"taxonomy":"jetpack-portfolio-tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/bantonbiggies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/jetpack-portfolio-tag?post=1780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}