{"id":1162,"date":"2014-11-07T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/?p=1162"},"modified":"2015-03-04T16:08:50","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T16:08:50","slug":"p5-assembly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/2014\/11\/07\/p5-assembly\/","title":{"rendered":"P5 Assembly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you to all of the parents, friends and family that attended our P5 &#8216;Rain forest&#8217; assembly this morning. The boys and girls would like to thank you for being a good audience.<\/p>\n<p>In case you missed it. Here are some jokes which were included in it:<\/p>\n<p>What do get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?<\/p>\n<p>A walkie talkie!<\/p>\n<p>What animal has more lives than a cat?<\/p>\n<p>A frog because he croaks every night!<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a snake that is good at maths?<\/p>\n<p>An adder!<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a gorilla with ear muffs on?<\/p>\n<p>Anything you like&#8230;he can&#8217;t here you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you to all of the parents, friends and family that attended our P5 &#8216;Rain forest&#8217; assembly this morning. The boys and girls would like to thank you for being a good audience. In case you missed it. Here are some jokes which were included in it: What do get if you cross a parrot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/2014\/11\/07\/p5-assembly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">P5 Assembly<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3669,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3669"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1301,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions\/1301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/nl\/NSPSBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}