Here are the jokes we told at halloween…

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

because he had no guts

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side…

did you think that joke was funny…

nither did the chicken…

he got hit by a car!

Where did the ghost go to get his mail?

The ghost office

Pataint: doctor, doctor iv’e only got 59 secs to live

doctor: i’ll see you in a minute

What room has no windows, no doors and no roof?

a mushroom

knock, knock

whos there

cargo

cargo who

cargobeepbeep

why do crips not run?

cause there walkers

How do you make a milkshake

give it a good scare

why did the sister jump up and down before taking her medicine

cause it says sake well before use!

What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill!

Whats black and white and laughs?

The nun that pushed her!