Here are the jokes we told at halloween…
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side…
did you think that joke was funny…
nither did the chicken…
he got hit by a car!
Where did the ghost go to get his mail?
The ghost office
Pataint: doctor, doctor iv’e only got 59 secs to live
doctor: i’ll see you in a minute
What room has no windows, no doors and no roof?
a mushroom
knock, knock
whos there
cargo
cargo who
cargobeepbeep
why do crips not run?
cause there walkers
How do you make a milkshake
give it a good scare
why did the sister jump up and down before taking her medicine
cause it says sake well before use!
What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
Whats black and white and laughs?
The nun that pushed her!