{"id":216,"date":"2022-01-17T20:49:08","date_gmt":"2022-01-17T20:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/na\/primary34session20212022\/?page_id=216"},"modified":"2022-01-17T20:59:15","modified_gmt":"2022-01-17T20:59:15","slug":"a-dug-a-dug","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/na\/primary34session20212022\/a-dug-a-dug\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dug, A Dug"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Dug, A Dug<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n
Hey, daddy, wid yi get us a dug?<\/span>
\nA big broon alsatian? Ur a wee white pug,<\/span>
\nUr a skinny wee terrier ur a big fat bull.<\/span>
\nAw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye?\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/h6>\n
N whose dug\u2019ll it be when it durties the flerr?<\/span>
\nand pees\u2019n the carpet, and messes the sterr?<\/span>
\nIt\u2019s me ur yur mammy\u2019ll be taen fur a mug.<\/span>
\nAway oot an play. Yur no needin a dug.<\/span><\/h6>\n
Bit, daddy! Thur gien thum away<\/span>
\ndoon therr at the RSPCA.<\/span>
\nYu\u2019ll get wan fur nothing so ye wull.<\/span>
\nAw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye?\u00a0<\/span><\/h6>\n
Dae ye hear im? Oan aboot dugs again?<\/span>
\nAh hink that yin\u2019s goat dugsn the brain.<\/span>
\nAh know whit ye\u2019ll get; a skiten the lug<\/span>
\nif ah hear any merr aboot this bliddy dug.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/h6>\n
Bit, daddy, it widnae be dear tae keep<\/span>
\nN ah\u2019d make it a basket fur it tae sleep<\/span>
\nN ah\u2019d take it fur runs away orr the hull.<\/span>
\nAw, daddy. Get us a dug. Wull ye?\u00a0<\/span><\/h6>\n
Ah don\u2019t hink thur\u2019s ever been emdy like you.<\/span>
\nYe could wheedle the twist oot a flaming coarkscrew.<\/span>
\nNoo get doon aff mah neck. Ah don\u2019t want a hug.<\/span>
\nAwright. That\u2019s anuff. Ah\u2019ll get ye a dug.<\/span><\/h6>\n
Aw, daddy! A dug! A dug!<\/span><\/h6>\n
Bill Keys<\/span><\/h6>\n

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