Teacher’s a Smasher
Our teacher’s a smasher
A face like a tattie masher
A nose like a pickled onion
And eyes like green peas
Our teacher’s a smasher
A face like a tattie masher
Fish fingers for fingers
And spaghetti for legs
Our teacher’s a smasher
A face like a tattie masher
Red peppers for lips
And sweetcorn for teeth
Our teacher’s a smasher
A face like a tattie masher
Cauliflower for ears
And corned beef for feet
Murder in the Chip Shop
Last night there was a murder in the chip shop
A wee dug stole a haddy bone
And a big dug came and took it aff him
So I hit him wi a tattie scone.
I went round to see my auntie Sarah
My auntie Sarah wisnae in
So I peeked through a hole in the windae
And I shouted ‘Auntie Sarah are you in?’
Her false teeth were lying on the table
Her curly wig was lying on the bed
And I nearly split my sides wi laughin
When I saw her screwing aff her wooden leg.
Che Che Koole
Che Che Koole
Almost Home
Almost home
Major Scale 1-8
Major scale ascending and descending
