{"id":672,"date":"2017-09-16T10:56:02","date_gmt":"2017-09-16T10:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/?p=672"},"modified":"2023-03-08T15:17:56","modified_gmt":"2023-03-08T15:17:56","slug":"schools-out-16917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2017\/09\/16\/schools-out-16917\/","title":{"rendered":"Schools Out 16\/9\/17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Playlist:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thunderstruck &#8211; AC\u26a1DC<\/li>\n<li>Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah &#8211; Lake Shore Drive<\/li>\n<li>Tom Jones &#8211; Delilah<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Sugarhill Gang &#8211; Rapper&#8217;s Delight<\/li>\n<li>Dolly Parton &#8211; 9 to 5<\/li>\n<li>Little Mix &#8211; No More Sad Songs<\/li>\n<li>James Bay &#8211; Let it Go<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adam&#8217;s Joke of The Week:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Q: What time do you go to the Dentist?<\/li>\n<li>A: Two-Hurty<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Riddle of the Week:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Q: What is greater than God,<br \/>\nmore evil than the devil,<br \/>\nthe poor have it,<br \/>\nthe rich need it,<br \/>\nand if you eat it, you&#8217;ll die?<\/li>\n<li>A: Nothing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Top 10: Stupidest Laws In Britain<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament<\/p>\n<p>2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down<\/p>\n<p>3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store<\/p>\n<p>4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day<\/p>\n<p>5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter<\/p>\n<p>6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman&#8217;s helmet<\/p>\n<p>7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen<\/p>\n<p>8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing<\/p>\n<p>9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour<\/p>\n<p>10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playlist: Thunderstruck &#8211; AC\u26a1DC Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah &#8211; Lake Shore Drive Tom Jones &#8211; Delilah \u00a0Sugarhill Gang &#8211; Rapper&#8217;s Delight Dolly Parton &#8211; 9 to 5 Little Mix &#8211; No More Sad Songs James Bay &#8211; Let it Go &nbsp; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2017\/09\/16\/schools-out-16917\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13144,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13144"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3275,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions\/3275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}