{"id":219,"date":"2016-04-18T12:45:11","date_gmt":"2016-04-18T12:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/?p=219"},"modified":"2016-05-02T15:44:24","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T15:44:24","slug":"schools-out-23416","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2016\/04\/18\/schools-out-23416\/","title":{"rendered":"School&#8217;s Out 23\/4\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Playlist<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Creedence Clearwater Revivial &#8211; Bad Moon Rising<\/li>\n<li>Christopher Walken &#8211; I Wanna Be Like You<\/li>\n<li>The Coral &#8211; Dreaming of You<\/li>\n<li>OMI &#8211; Cheerleader<\/li>\n<li>Oasis &#8211; Songbird<\/li>\n<li>The Verve &#8211; Bittersweet Symphony<\/li>\n<li>The Fratellis &#8211; Chelseas Dagger<\/li>\n<li>The Wanted &#8211; We Own the Night<\/li>\n<li>Maroon 5 &#8211; Moves Like Jagger<\/li>\n<li>Idina Menzel &#8211; Let it Go<\/li>\n<li>Jean Jeanie &#8211; David Bowie<\/li>\n<li>The Rolling Stones &#8211; Street Fighting Man<\/li>\n<li>Prince and the Revolution &#8211; Let&#8217;s Go Crazy<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>Adam&#8217;s Joke of the Day<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Q: What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean? <\/em><br \/>\n<em>A: A good start.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Riddle<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Q: What do you break before using it?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>A: An egg !!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Top 12 &#8211; Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>What&#8217;s the best thing about Switzerland? I don&#8217;t know, but the flag is a big plus<\/li>\n<li>I invented a new word!. Plagiarism!<\/li>\n<li>Did you hear about the mathematician who&#8217;s afraid of negative numbers?He&#8217;ll stop at nothing to avoid them.<\/li>\n<li>Why do we tell actors to &#8220;break a leg?&#8221; Because every play has a cast.<\/li>\n<li>Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.<\/li>\n<li>Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.&#8221;Get out of here!&#8221; shouts the bartender. &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve your type.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, &#8220;What&#8217;s the word on the street?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house<\/li>\n<li>Knock! Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Control Freak. Con&#8230; Okay, now you say, &#8220;Control Freak who?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There\u2019s no menu: You get what you deserve.<\/li>\n<li>A woman in labour suddenly shouted, &#8220;Shouldn&#8217;t! Wouldn&#8217;t! Couldn&#8217;t! Didn&#8217;t! Can&#8217;t!&#8221;&#8221;Don&#8217;t worry,&#8221; said the doc. &#8220;Those are just contractions.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>A bear walks into a bar and says, &#8220;Give me a whisky and &#8230; cola.&#8221; &#8220;Why the big pause?&#8221; asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure; I was born with them.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playlist Creedence Clearwater Revivial &#8211; Bad Moon Rising Christopher Walken &#8211; I Wanna Be Like You The Coral &#8211; Dreaming of You OMI &#8211; Cheerleader Oasis &#8211; Songbird The Verve &#8211; Bittersweet Symphony The Fratellis &#8211; Chelseas Dagger The Wanted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2016\/04\/18\/schools-out-23416\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10574,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10574"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":237,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions\/237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}