{"id":191,"date":"2016-04-02T10:55:16","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T10:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/?p=191"},"modified":"2016-04-02T10:58:08","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T10:58:08","slug":"schools-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2016\/04\/02\/schools-out\/","title":{"rendered":"School&#8217;s Out 2\/4\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Playlist<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>America &#8211; Horse With No Name<\/li>\n<li>Raspberries &#8211; Go All the Way<\/li>\n<li>Mammas and the Pappas &#8211; California Dreaming<\/li>\n<li>Zara Larson &#8211; Lush Life<\/li>\n<li>Black Eyed Peas &#8211; Where is the Love<\/li>\n<li>The Killers &#8211; Somebody Told Me<\/li>\n<li>Starship &#8211; We Built This City<\/li>\n<li>Adele &#8211; Skyfall<\/li>\n<li>Maroon 5 &#8211; Sugar<\/li>\n<li>Daniel Boone &#8211; Beautiful Sunday<\/li>\n<li>Creedence Clearwater Revival &#8211; Bad Moon Rising<\/li>\n<li>Queen and David Bowie &#8211; Under Pressure<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Dr. Murray&#8217;s joke of the Day<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Q: What is a physicist&#8217;s favourite food?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>A: Fission chips.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Adam&#8217;s Joke of the Day<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>A man walks up to another man who has a moustache.  The first man asks &#8220;do you want to go a restaurant for a meal&#8221;?  The second man answers &#8220;No, I have to go to a meeting and I must dash&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Recce&#8217;s joke of the Day<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar.  It was tense.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Top 10 &#8211; Ronnie Corbett One Liners<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>&#8220;After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn&#8217;t find him, he&#8217;s going to use both eyes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;French wine growers fear that this year&#8217;s vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders&#8217; sit-in.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li> &#8220;A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;ve just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;ll be talking to a car designer who&#8217;s crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playlist America &#8211; Horse With No Name Raspberries &#8211; Go All the Way Mammas and the Pappas &#8211; California Dreaming Zara Larson &#8211; Lush Life Black Eyed Peas &#8211; Where is the Love The Killers &#8211; Somebody Told Me Starship &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/2016\/04\/02\/schools-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10574,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shows"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10574"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":207,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/fi\/schoolsoutk107\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}