Playlist
- America – Horse With No Name
- Raspberries – Go All the Way
- Mammas and the Pappas – California Dreaming
- Zara Larson – Lush Life
- Black Eyed Peas – Where is the Love
- The Killers – Somebody Told Me
- Starship – We Built This City
- Adele – Skyfall
- Maroon 5 – Sugar
- Daniel Boone – Beautiful Sunday
- Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising
- Queen and David Bowie – Under Pressure
Dr. Murray’s joke of the Day
Q: What is a physicist’s favourite food?
A: Fission chips.
Adam’s Joke of the Day
A man walks up to another man who has a moustache. The first man asks “do you want to go a restaurant for a meal”? The second man answers “No, I have to go to a meeting and I must dash”
Recce’s joke of the Day
The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Top 10 – Ronnie Corbett One Liners
- “After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.”
- “A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.”
- “French wine growers fear that this year’s vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders’ sit-in.”
- “A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.”
- “We will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.”
- “We’ve just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.”
- “It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy.”
- “There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.”
- “We’ll be talking to a car designer who’s crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame.”
- “All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.”
