New season has kicked off, with Irn-Bru Division 1 promising to be one of the most competitive divisions out there… anyone can beat anyone on their day…

Fergie still hasn’t bought a striker? Spurs seem to be buying anyone they can… but here’s hoping Gunter and Bale get a decent shot at it… Sparky has gone to City, hopefully he’ll take a few of his taffy pals with him!

In other news, The Profitable Group and Indian Firm Reliance Communications have both denied any interest in Newcastle United. Profitable and Reliance are not usually terms used in connection with Newcastle United!