Those boffins over at the BBC website have come with this… Look like your favourite player, download a mask to cut out and wear? Have we reached new levels of stupidity? Strangely enough they have chosen some of the finest looking players out… check out this list:

• Crouch
• Gerrard
• Rooney
• Ronaldinho
• Henry
• Sven
• Beckham
• Van Nistelrooy
• Collina

Hopefully this is a project for the work experience student, rather than someone who actually gets paid… I mean why? Would you really want to look like: