{"id":577,"date":"2019-02-02T09:43:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T09:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/slhsmclassof2024\/?p=577"},"modified":"2019-02-02T09:43:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T09:43:03","slug":"the-twits-stinky-beards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/slhsmclassof2024\/2019\/02\/02\/the-twits-stinky-beards\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twits: stinky beards"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After finishing the hilarious Michael Bond’s “Paddington takes the test”, we took a class vote and decided to move on to Roald Dahl’s disgusting “The Twits”.<\/p>\n

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Mr and Mrs Twit are a filthy couple who never wash. Mr Twit has a stinky beard that is full of everything that he eats. During Golden Time this week we made our own stinky beards. Have a close look at the beards to see all the loathsome things they contain.<\/p>\n

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