{"id":1127,"date":"2019-12-05T14:37:55","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T14:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2019-12-05T14:37:55","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T14:37:55","slug":"yule-laugh-out-loud-at-these-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/2019\/12\/05\/yule-laugh-out-loud-at-these-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Yule laugh out loud at these jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?<\/p>\n

Claustrophobia\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Why does Santa have three gardens?<\/p>\n

So he can \u2018ho ho ho\u2019\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?<\/p>\n

Hold on for deer life<\/em><\/p>\n

What kind of cars do elves drive?<\/p>\n

A Toy-ota\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia\u00a0 Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can \u2018ho ho ho\u2019\u00a0 What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast? Hold on for deer life What kind of cars do elves drive? A Toy-ota\u00a0  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8063,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8063"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1128,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions\/1128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/er\/kirkhill20b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}