What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A ‘tuba’ toothpaste.

What is a scarecrows favourite berry?

A strawberry!

What’s a pirates favourite letter ?

Rrrrrrrrrr !

by Sarah

What is an astronaut’s favourite computer key?

The Space Bar

Erica Lane

Where would you find the Elephant?

The same place you lost her.

Whats a cats favourite colour?

purrrple!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

How does the ocean say good morning?

It waves!

What day of the week do potatoes hate the most?

Fry-day !

Why are zombies always hired as make-up artists?

Because they have to put their face on every morning! 🙂