{"id":2362,"date":"2025-03-12T14:57:23","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T14:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2025-03-12T15:01:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-12T15:01:04","slug":"4-jokes-by-2-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/2025\/03\/12\/4-jokes-by-2-people\/","title":{"rendered":"4 jokes ( by 2 people)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my sister friend said to\u00a0 the other friend &#8221; what question you on?&#8221; so she said &#8220;2P&#8221; &#8220;say I need to before the question &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ok&#8221; &#8220;I need 2P&#8221;(I need to pee)<\/p>\n<p>what do ice hockey players and magicians have in common?<\/p>\n<p>they both do hat-trikes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>what happened to the ice hockey player who demanded money?<\/p>\n<p>he got a check<\/p>\n<p>what do you call a deer with no eyes? I have know idear?<\/p>\n<p>what do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? I still have know idea?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>by James and Matthew L (both P6)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my sister friend said to\u00a0 the other friend &#8221; what question you on?&#8221; so she said &#8220;2P&#8221; &#8220;say I need to before the question &#8221; &#8220;ok&#8221; &#8220;I need 2P&#8221;(I need to pee) what do ice hockey players and magicians have in common? they both do hat-trikes &nbsp; what happened to the ice hockey player who &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/2025\/03\/12\/4-jokes-by-2-people\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;4 jokes ( by 2 people)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20703,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","eportfolio_category-none"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20703"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2362"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2396,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions\/2396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/duncow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}