{"id":16095,"date":"2020-04-21T16:23:34","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T16:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/HolywoodHullabaloo\/?p=16095"},"modified":"2020-04-21T16:23:34","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T16:23:34","slug":"someone-hid-the-remote-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/dg\/HolywoodHullabaloo\/2020\/04\/21\/someone-hid-the-remote-control\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone hid the remote control"},"content":{"rendered":"

The following story did not actually happen.<\/p>\n

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“For goodness sake Rhona!” I yell in frustration as I turn the Whole room upside down looking for the lost remote. “Just tell me where it is!” I say through my annoyance. “You’ll never find it.” She says in a singsong voice.<\/p>\n

“Just tell me where it is.” I say hoping she will just give up. “I’ve been looking for 10 minutes!”<\/p>\n

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The following story did not actually happen.   “For goodness sake Rhona!” I yell in frustration as I turn the Whole room upside down looking for the lost remote. “Just tell me where it is!” I say through my annoyance. “You’ll never find it.” She says in a singsong voice. “Just tell me where it … <\/p>\n

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