{"id":1415,"date":"2012-09-27T10:00:32","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T09:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2012-09-28T00:23:33","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T23:23:33","slug":"the-exploding-christmas-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/2012\/09\/27\/the-exploding-christmas-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"The Exploding Christmas Turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"color: #000000\">One Christmas night Sandra ( the worst<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\"> fairy ever<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">)sat at the table all alone.\u00a0 She was cooking a <\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">tiny <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">turkey in her pink and fluffy oven.\u00a0 Sandra danced over to the television and put on the annual <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">piano<\/span><\/span> contest while the turkey was cooking<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000\">. Soon she heard the ding of the oven and she rushed to the oven and opened the door.\u00a0 Slowly and delicately she took the turkey out and it was<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">green<\/span>.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #000000\">Sandra sat it on the table picked up the knife and fork and went to cut the first piece of turkey when BOOM! The turkey<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">exploded!\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>Sandra was some <span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">sorry<\/span><\/span> girl.<\/address>\n<address>\n<\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Christmas night Sandra ( the worst fairy ever)sat at the table all alone.\u00a0 She was cooking a tiny turkey in her pink and fluffy oven.\u00a0 Sandra danced over to the television and put on the annual piano contest while the turkey was cooking. Soon she heard the ding of the oven and she rushed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/2012\/09\/27\/the-exploding-christmas-turkey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Exploding Christmas Turkey&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":116,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[154],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-port-ellen-primary"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/116"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.glowscotland.org.uk\/ab\/OurLearningBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}